Well, close enough. I am soooooo dizzy that I am falling over things, and Wheel is having a fit and making a big deal about it. It’s not a big deal. Sure, I am falling off of stationary chairs and tripping over my own feet, but it’s not a big problem. But you would think I had the plague. He is on WebMD at this very moment. Oh yeah, I am at school right now. It’s fifth block. And I will NOT go to a doctor. It is the least of my problems.

So, we all thought it would be funny to play a trick on Blarbinator and tell him Pixie was pregnant. Hahahahaha, funny, right? WRONG. It is not fucking funny. She might ACTUALLY be pregnant now. She is buying a test RIGHT NOW. I am freaking out so much. Won’t cannot be anyone’s dad. He is a fifteen-year-old nerd with an affinity for Star Trek and Highlander. There can be only one, I suppose. This is fucking awful.

Speaking of babies, my cousin Kisa had her baby today at 11:11. She is yet another person who is incapable of raising a child. She is nineteen, and has a boyfriend that is my age. My poor mother is probably going to wind up raising this child.

Just shoot me.

Hamlet Quote of the Day:  O, woe is me / To have seen what I have seen, see what I see!